Saffomgep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent fox.

Saffomgep created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Saffomgep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saffomgep, it will come to you in dreams.

Saffomgep's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Saffomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Saffomgep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Worship no other gods but Saffomgep.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.