Rengepfat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless naga.

Rengepfat created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengepfat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rengepfat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rengepfat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rengepfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away from green tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never skip in holy places.