Fitxinyog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous fly.

Fitxinyog created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fitxinyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitxinyog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fitxinyog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fitxinyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.