Sigrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever jellyfish.

Sigrap created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigrap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sigrap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sigrap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Sigrap's name in vain.