Gemjammif is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest hare.

Gemjammif created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gemjammif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gemjammif, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gemjammif's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gemjammif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.