Fliscudtad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent yak.

Fliscudtad created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscudtad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fliscudtad, it will turn you into a rock.

Fliscudtad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fliscudtad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three manatees approach from the west.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fliscudtad.