Godhinpog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless penguin.

Godhinpog created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godhinpog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Godhinpog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Godhinpog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Godhinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing red tights.

5. Always help swans in need.