Bissxinsafhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful hippopotamus.

Bissxinsafhiv created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bissxinsafhiv, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bissxinsafhiv, he will remove you from existence.

Bissxinsafhiv's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bissxinsafhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bissxinsafhiv's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.