Bissxinsafhiv is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful
hippopotamus.
Bissxinsafhiv created Europe two years ago.
If you believe in
Bissxinsafhiv, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bissxinsafhiv, he will remove you from existence.
Bissxinsafhiv's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Bissxinsafhiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Bissxinsafhiv's name in vain.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.