Nutrowboss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident guinea pig.

Nutrowboss created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutrowboss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nutrowboss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nutrowboss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nutrowboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear red ear rings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.