Flanbastflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident elephant.

Flanbastflat created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanbastflat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flanbastflat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flanbastflat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Flanbastflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed turnips to eagles while wearing purple rings.