Dubbabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient hippopotamus.

Dubbabbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbabbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubbabbog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubbabbog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dubbabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
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