Cemnurldudmipkophun is a god.
He takes the form of a large, strong
goat.
Cemnurldudmipkophun created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemnurldudmipkophun, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cemnurldudmipkophun, he will throw large rocks at you.
Cemnurldudmipkophun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Cemnurldudmipkophun's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your hands.
2. Never eat peas.
3. Hide if seven mites approach from the east.
4. Put Cemnurldudmipkophun first in all things.
5. Never jump in the presence of swans.