Cibkapyog Zencannad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy hamster.

Cibkapyog Zencannad created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkapyog Zencannad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibkapyog Zencannad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cibkapyog Zencannad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cibkapyog Zencannad's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Cibkapyog Zencannad.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Do not eat parsnips.