Nabjanpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous slug.

Nabjanpag created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabjanpag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabjanpag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nabjanpag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nabjanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabjanpag.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your legs.