Nabjanpag is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, generous
slug.
Nabjanpag created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nabjanpag, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nabjanpag, she will turn you into a hamster.
Nabjanpag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Nabjanpag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Never eat cucumbers.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabjanpag.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not shave your legs.