Sadrotfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent unicorn.

Sadrotfun created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadrotfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadrotfun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sadrotfun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sadrotfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near turtles.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Run away from indigo seals, for they are unholy.