Faghansaf Gedfenhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate goblin.

Faghansaf Gedfenhiv created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghansaf Gedfenhiv, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Faghansaf Gedfenhiv, it will turn you into a puffin.

Faghansaf Gedfenhiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Faghansaf Gedfenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Faghansaf Gedfenhiv on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Faghansaf Gedfenhiv.
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