Niblogdub is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic
cobra.
Niblogdub created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Niblogdub, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Niblogdub, he will remove you from existence.
Niblogdub's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Niblogdub's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Niblogdub's name in vain.
2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.