Nakdotbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing mongoose.

Nakdotbeg created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdotbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nakdotbeg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nakdotbeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nakdotbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Nakdotbeg first in all things.