Gabdimbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak mongoose.

Gabdimbast created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabdimbast, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gabdimbast, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gabdimbast's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gabdimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gabdimbast's priests.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabdimbast.