Farnwadkad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful lizard.

Farnwadkad created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnwadkad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnwadkad, it will destroy your home planet.

Farnwadkad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Farnwadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.