Bepbonpopcebpig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying jellyfish.

Bepbonpopcebpig created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepbonpopcebpig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bepbonpopcebpig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bepbonpopcebpig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bepbonpopcebpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of voles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Bepbonpopcebpig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.