Wipfutlap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving snail.

Wipfutlap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfutlap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipfutlap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wipfutlap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wipfutlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Wipfutlap on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.
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