Ragfongab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful giraffe.

Ragfongab created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfongab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragfongab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ragfongab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ragfongab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Run away if five badgers approach from the south.

3. Run away from green seals, for they are unholy.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never look at comets.