Tunnigraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient weasel.

Tunnigraw created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunnigraw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tunnigraw, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunnigraw's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tunnigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tunnigraw.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunnigraw.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.