Dunbonpadpin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart gnu.

Dunbonpadpin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunbonpadpin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunbonpadpin, she will be very sad.

Dunbonpadpin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dunbonpadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.