Zubkartip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering bee.

Zubkartip created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zubkartip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zubkartip, it will strike you with lightening.

Zubkartip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zubkartip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear purple corsets.

3. Never sing near shrews.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt mites.