Fumbatzab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless eagle.

Fumbatzab created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbatzab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fumbatzab, it will turn you into a goat.

Fumbatzab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fumbatzab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Run away if three porpoises approach from the north.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.