Dobnarlrut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane wasp.

Dobnarlrut created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobnarlrut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobnarlrut, he will turn you into a rat.

Dobnarlrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dobnarlrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Dobnarlrut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not commit murder.