Lenrottif is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awesome salamander.

Lenrottif created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenrottif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lenrottif, she will turn you into a tree.

Lenrottif's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lenrottif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Lenrottif first in all things.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.