Fetgadvan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient fish.

Fetgadvan created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetgadvan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetgadvan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fetgadvan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fetgadvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.