Lamhunmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy salamander.

Lamhunmon created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamhunmon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamhunmon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lamhunmon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lamhunmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.