Saklip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair mink.

Saklip created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Saklip, it will turn you into a tree.

Saklip's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Saklip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never bounce near hamsters.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.