Listpinkom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving gerbil.

Listpinkom created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listpinkom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listpinkom, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Listpinkom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Listpinkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must pray to Listpinkom nine times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.