Fosstikhub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, competent gorilla.

Fosstikhub created life four years ago.

If you believe in Fosstikhub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fosstikhub, it will turn you into a duck.

Fosstikhub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fosstikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always obey Fosstikhub's priests.

3. Never bounce near birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosstikhub.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.