Cankintarpvadrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient penguin.

Cankintarpvadrak created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cankintarpvadrak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cankintarpvadrak, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cankintarpvadrak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cankintarpvadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Cankintarpvadrak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cankintarpvadrak.