Cankintarpvadrak is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient
penguin.
Cankintarpvadrak created a strange quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Cankintarpvadrak, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cankintarpvadrak, she will turn you into a puffin.
Cankintarpvadrak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Cankintarpvadrak's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
3. Cankintarpvadrak must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never think ill of sick horses.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cankintarpvadrak.