Vigbumgid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy parrot.

Vigbumgid created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbumgid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigbumgid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vigbumgid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vigbumgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vigbumgid's name in vain.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.