Metfet is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless
jaguar.
Metfet created an up quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Metfet, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Metfet, he will send you a sign.
Metfet's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Metfet's Holy Commandments1. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Never talk about great tits.
5. Do not covet oxen.