Monhivyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Monhivyarl created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monhivyarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monhivyarl, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monhivyarl's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Monhivyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Run away from violet ants, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.