Hatlaggid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able owl.

Hatlaggid created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlaggid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatlaggid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hatlaggid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hatlaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.