Dapfosscat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, benevolent aardvark.

Dapfosscat created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfosscat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dapfosscat, it will not care at all.

Dapfosscat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dapfosscat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect seven tin sculptures of Dapfosscat on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.