Dubhitrap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering mongoose.

Dubhitrap created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhitrap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubhitrap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dubhitrap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dubhitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dubhitrap.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.