Janbossrull is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful raven.

Janbossrull created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Janbossrull, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Janbossrull, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Janbossrull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Janbossrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Janbossrull loves snails, so they must be honoured.