Bafjadont is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome parrot.

Bafjadont created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafjadont, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafjadont, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bafjadont's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bafjadont's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Bafjadont loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Bafjadont must be the most important thing in your life.