Yikfuthot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm hare.

Yikfuthot created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfuthot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yikfuthot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yikfuthot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yikfuthot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.