Ranhotlag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent manatee.

Ranhotlag created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhotlag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranhotlag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ranhotlag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ranhotlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ranhotlag's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help swans.

4. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about spinach.