Jatingkad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Jatingkad created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatingkad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jatingkad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jatingkad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jatingkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jatingkad on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. You must love Jatingkad.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.