Log is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent newt.

Log created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Log, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Log, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Log's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Log's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Log on top of all buildings.