Wonbaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless camel.

Wonbaddad created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbaddad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonbaddad, he will not care.

Wonbaddad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wonbaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.