Sagort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring shark.

Sagort created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagort, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagort, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sagort's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sagort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sagort on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat coconuts.