Tofarnbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate cobra.

Tofarnbab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Tofarnbab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tofarnbab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tofarnbab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tofarnbab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tofarnbab loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.